Friday, April 30, 2010

Femmes will be Fatal

Female libido just got a pop-a-pill solution. Pfizer, the pharmaceutical giant that saved mankind (well almost) with Viagra, will soon be launching its female counterpart, the yet unnamed UK-414495. Women all over the world will now be literally on top and why not? Why should men have all the fun!

Did you know Viagra was an accidental discovery by doctors looking to treat angina-pectoris, a heart condition (But haven’t we known all along where a man’s heart lies, whoever said it was the stomach was a big fat liar). So Big-V fortunately or unfortunately was much like Columbus’s stumbling upon America on a voyage to discover India. History repeats itself and how!

Researchers have suggested that Viagra is a noble discovery which has inadvertently proved to be a boon for endangered species (no, not the witty, intelligent kind). Research at the University of Alaska and University of Wales reveals that trade in exotic body parts used as aphrodisiacs has fallen dramatically since Viagra hit the market. Rhinos love it and can now flaunt their horns without a care in the world. Reindeers feel more secure about their antlers and fewer goats are walking the roads with their legs crossed!

So if Viagra has lifted many a man’s flagging spirit and saved endangered species, will womankind benefit too from the new over the counter solution to the Big O? Since the dawn of time, since cavemen first stood erect, males have been cribbing about women’s lack of libido. Can we expect more spice behind closed doors? All I can say is that many of us can now put our acting skills to rest. Remember Meg Ryan’s classic act in When Harry met Sally that had Bill Crystal squirming in his seat?

Imagine this scenario. The man gets back home after a long day. The woman opens the door, sizes him up and gives a wicked grin. The man looks alarmed and manages to mumble....Not tonight Darling, I have a headache.

But smart women have never depended on men anyway.


  1. An end to the "I've got a headache tonight darling" response. Unless of course it happens to be a side effect of the pill...

  2. Nice template. :)
    Very informative post. :P

  3. God help men now!

    Post reeks of feminism :)

  4. i think they should release the pill immediately..what are they waiting for? first they separate the egg angle, and then increase the female libido..wonder if it will all lead to non stop uninhibited sex on steroids..
    frankly i thought this whole thing about sex was in the head and maybe a little alcohol to liberate the inhibited...dont tell me it is all got to do with boring..

  5. @ The..The woman has the pill and the man gets a headache? Love it!!!!

    Thank you Nethra & Tarun

    @Prateek..Men can help themselves, why stress God?

    @Madhu It's all in the head and let's not get too excited ;)

  6. oh that last line...u kinda got the crux of female satisfaction there.. am forwarding this post to my friends (with link to u of course) bcs .. ahem.. we love what u write here!

  7. yesssss!!! its all in the head! no wonder the headaches!! :)

    great post - back to your style!

  8. exciting new template too!

  9. Awwww...what happens to the standard Bharatiya Naari pose? Lie on your back and think about what to make for lunch the next day while Mr. goes about his little entertainment? you mean now women want to have FUN too?? ;)

  10. Nice post....

    but errr...we guys still do have more fun :D

  11. whatever rahul.we women have fingers too you know?:|

    great GREAT post!:D

  12. I hope there is an additional pill you swallow so that the population does not soar along with the satisfaction...LOL

  13. Yes Yes Yes don't stop....(err I meant the comments)

    @ How do we Know: Delighted :)

    @Magiceye: thank you thank you thank you

    @Journomuse : After Savita Bhabi, the Bhartiya Naari got a drastic makeoever!

    @Rahulamigo: Aw says who?? Didn't Cindy Lauper sing "Girls just wanna have fun"

    @ Lucy : glad you liked my post :))

    @ Nalini: Popularity should have no bearing on population.

  14. Naahh its all a kind of marketing gimmick pharma comapnies come up with from time to give themselves a lift (pun intended!)

    Was this announcement made on April 1?

    Just checking :)


  15. @ Ana...Thankyou:)

    @ Vasu...Yea yea and Pfizer paid me to write all this crap :))

  16. Pfizer Youngistaan Ka Wow contest? :)

  17. Super stuff. As always. No, it's getting better with every passing post.

    I was going to say, 'Keep it up' but somehow it didn't seem right!

  18. More like Tripping with Pfizer!

    Thank you Deven, glad you liked it.

  19. Join Pfizer ( as their official advertiser on the blogging world. ;)

    Thank you for sharing the 'important' information! :P

  20. Interesting article I am a gynaecologist. I think this pill would be good for women or maybe I should say men.

  21. Thank you V A for you invaluable advice.

    @ Namita Viagra & UK 414 495 will be an explosive combination :)

  22. Is this the route to a blue-eyed baby ? :)
    Men beware. The woman is a bit smarter. Remember the famous Harry belafonte song...

  23. You meet a girl at a pretty dance
    Thinking that you would stand a chance
    Take her home, thinking she’s alone
    Open de door you find her husband home

    Belafonte was smart enough to figure it out long time back

  24. Awesome post :)

    First time to your blog, but shall be back to read more!

  25. The best part, as should be the case, was the climax.

  26. Aathira, thanks and looking forward to it.

    Kaushik, :D


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