Sex talks and how – look how it worked for this write-up. All of you came looking for a steamy write-up and look what you ended up with! Yet another edition of Jhalmuri Times - Tch tch... But since I didn’t want to disappoint you too much, I decided to keep this three lettered word that makes the world go round as the theme.
If you thought only our leaders are a class apart here’s good news for you. Politicians are the same the world over. Look what’s happening In Belgium, its leaders still can’t agree on forming a government, even though then went for elections 263 days ago. Senator Marleen Temmerman has proposed an age old remedy to break this impasse – a sex strike. No, you don’t strike people with sex, you simply say no to it instead of faking a headache. Ask any woman and she’ll tell you how effective it is. In Columbia, girlfriends of gang members held a widely publicized “strike of crossed legs” until their partners gave up violence. In Naples, women went on a similar strike to protest against notoriously dangerous New Year fireworks display. From Kenya to Turkey, women have protested against political infighting – even lack of running water – and it has always worked wonders.
But in India, things don’t always work the way you would want them to. In fact, a Delhi-based man had to seek court’s intervention to rescue him from his over-sexed wife. He was finally granted divorce on humanitarian grounds. He couldn’t keep up so he asked for a way out!
I know, most of you must be thinking what an asshole that guy must be!! She should have been anointed with the title of Savita Bhabhi. Yes, India’s favourite bhabhi, Savita is making a comeback. Bhabhi jee who became an online rage with her unconventional antics is now making her onscreen debut in Sheetalbhabhi.com. Did I hear a loud yaayy from all the cubs?
Image by Getty Images via @daylifeNo one’s bhabhi, Kashmera Shah, is also making her unconventional debut. She’s now knocking at ever body’s bathroom doors, especially of the male kind. Err not with a case of indigestion but as a poster to knock you senseless, or so she thinks. After posing topless for her yet to be launched calendar (it’s already March!!), the lady is insisting her photos will soon be a must have accessory for every guy’s bathroom. Uhh....sure Kashmera!
And when talking about sex, how can I not mention Hugh Hefner, the architect of every boy’s colourful dreams. According to the 85 year old founder of Playboy, sex is good but it is not the most important thing in his life and he won’t sleep with any other woman without his 24 year old fiancée Crystal Harris’s consent! Now that’s what I call the epitome of fidelity!