Sex talks and how – look how it worked for this write-up. All of you came looking for a steamy write-up and look what you ended up with! Yet another edition of Jhalmuri Times - Tch tch... But since I didn’t want to disappoint you too much, I decided to keep this three lettered word that makes the world go round as the theme.
If you thought only our leaders are a class apart here’s good news for you. Politicians are the same the world over. Look what’s happening In Belgium, its leaders still can’t agree on forming a government, even though then went for elections 263 days ago. Senator Marleen Temmerman has proposed an age old remedy to break this impasse – a sex strike. No, you don’t strike people with sex, you simply say no to it instead of faking a headache. Ask any woman and she’ll tell you how effective it is. In Columbia, girlfriends of gang members held a widely publicized “strike of crossed legs” until their partners gave up violence. In Naples, women went on a similar strike to protest against notoriously dangerous New Year fireworks display. From Kenya to Turkey, women have protested against political infighting – even lack of running water – and it has always worked wonders.
But in India, things don’t always work the way you would want them to. In fact, a Delhi-based man had to seek court’s intervention to rescue him from his over-sexed wife. He was finally granted divorce on humanitarian grounds. He couldn’t keep up so he asked for a way out!
I know, most of you must be thinking what an asshole that guy must be!! She should have been anointed with the title of Savita Bhabhi. Yes, India’s favourite bhabhi, Savita is making a comeback. Bhabhi jee who became an online rage with her unconventional antics is now making her onscreen debut in Sheetalbhabhi.com. Did I hear a loud yaayy from all the cubs?