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Mere Pyaare Mohan,
Last night you came in a helicopter in mai dream. Your kale ghane baal flying in the wind, your patli kamaar playing lukka chhupi with me - by God ki kasam I feel like putting big black tikka on your face. Najjar naa lag jaye mere baanke bihari ko!
When I see you, my haart went dhuk dhuk loudly like Madhuri Dixit. I think the loud sound wake up my good for nothing boyfraand. But not to worry that bloodyphool sleeps like a saandh. Woh to bole jo bullshit walla bull.
Haan... I was saying in my dreams you were looking handsomer than Salman Khan. Toh aur khyaa – I grabbed you and looked deep into your fadaktee hui eyes. I could feel your stomach shaking violently like mixie – I ask pet kharaab hai jee? You move your head violently, blush and say behenjee what to do – it is my habit. I was so filled with gussa, I had tears in my eyes like Meena Kumari. Dil ke armaan asoowon mein bah gaye - I sing loudly. I immediately fall at your feet and scream... Who behenjee? I am your charan dasi and you are mai swami.